On the topic of horrible novels, all I can think of is that dramatic reading of Sandra Hill's Rough and Ready now. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

omggggg i remember that i remember you wrote a snippet of johnlock fic in that writing style and it was the funniest thing

yuutfa:

coco-chip:

yuutfa:

I will freely admit that I read way too much BL for my own good, and have read so much trash you can’t even believe. Even so, a BL about a dentist? That’s a new one.

SPEAKING OF DENTISTS
one time i read this terrible gay romance novel and the patient was a vampire and he needed to have his vampire teeth removed so the dentist did that then the vampire was still hungry so he needed to “drink fluids” so he sucked the dentist’s cock and it was the funniest thing ive ever read

there was also a black girl vampire with a green afro and her name was chia

Coco, what. I think you have me topped on ‘weird ass reading tastes’ ;;; I don’t know why, but when it comes to novels, my tolerance for bad plot is much lower. Manga, I can deal with on some level —but I draw the lines at yaoi hands.

A part of me is interested in this novel you have mentioned, the other part fears for my brain cells.

oh god yaoi hands i can deal with the art style being a little funky but when the anatomy is that ridiculous i cant read it either its the reason why i cant read junjo romantica

micheledesanta:

ok but let’s say johnny is on the ship in sr4 and he’s just sort of chilling y’know? doing this thing, cleaning his nails with a knife whatever

and then he suddenly goes still and says “holy shit” loudly

and around him there’s a chorus of “what?” “what the hell?” “what’s wrong?”

and johnny just turns to them and says “i just realized, we’re literally gangstas…….”

*snickers and smirks*

"…in space."

and there’s just dead silence for a few seconds while everyone looks at johnny and johnny looks back and finally asha goes:

"this dumbass is the notorious johnny gat?"

yuutfa:

I will freely admit that I read way too much BL for my own good, and have read so much trash you can’t even believe. Even so, a BL about a dentist? That’s a new one.

SPEAKING OF DENTISTS
one time i read this terrible gay romance novel and the patient was a vampire and he needed to have his vampire teeth removed so the dentist did that then the vampire was still hungry so he needed to “drink fluids” so he sucked the dentist’s cock and it was the funniest thing ive ever read

there was also a black girl vampire with a green afro and her name was chia

deelekgolo:

ANON HATE SIMULATOR 1.05 PUBLIC BETA

4CHAN IS PLANNING ON HACKING ACCOUNTS.

pastafox:

If you see this somewhere on my blog, this means I am NOT a 4Channer.

If I start posting gore and porn, THAT IS NOT ME. I HAVE BEEN HACKED.

If you want to reblog this, take a screenshot of it on your blog so that you have solid proof.

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

image

ikimaru:

..not what I meant to do this evening but look I made a tutorial!

this kinda got out of hand but I was having fun shh

remember to experiment around, there are many different ways to do things! B) it’s up to you finding the one you like!

also gomen for crappy handwriting and some rushed drawings

Imagine your boss breaking into the Game of Thrones set, stealing the Iron Throne and sets it up at the Saints' Crib and kills anyone else who dares sit on it but him/her.

imagineyourboss:

Imagine your boss legally changing their name to Boss.

radioactivenonsense:

ive been thinking about this since i got up and i know grim’s wanting to do that imagineurboss blog (i accidentally answered that ask publicly hope u saw that) but

just imagine for a second literally every single boss out there (fuck knows how but shit this is the same universe where the earth got blown the fuck up and we beat the shit out of an alien overlord and had to help fucking *santa*) on a trip to vegas at the same time. every single one of them. plus whatever other saints they wanted to bring. just imagine saints literally everywhere in vegas there’s loud angry drunk bosses and their favorite npcs all over the streets and there’s nothing but purple in the casinos (with bosses yelling about blowing all their money already)((and then probably mugging some rich looking tourist)) and every few minutes there’s gunfire in every building and tourists getting run over by road raging bosses because hell it’s just like home except with more lights and more strip bars and less rival gang members to deal with and it’s all over the news for about a week. when you turn on the tv the first thing youre gonna see on the news is somebody’s boss shitfaced passed out in the corner, two others are in the background crashing a helicopter into a casino, footage of four or five w/ some johnnys and pierces with them chasing people out of bars (probably with bullets) and everything else is on fire or purple

the saints are banned for life from the entire state of nevada afterwards

imagineyourboss:

Based on this great idea by radioactivenonsense, I bring you…Imagine Your Boss! A blog all about the Boss doing stupid and/or heartbreaking things. We’re run on submissions, so please submit!

The Miracle dinner.

rarileeeeeeeeeeee:

"Love me some fried chicken." Dex mumbled. Immediately I bursted out laughing, and not just a normal chuckle a loud, laugh attack. That caused everyone at the table to stare at me. Johnny sat there for a moment and thought to himself before he started laugh as well.

"You racist little shit." He muttered out in a strained high pitched tone between laughs. Eventually, Troy had caught on and started laughing as well.

"What the fuck is so funny?" Lin asked looking at Dex and the dark skinned girl.

"I don’t know Dex was just saying how he likes fried… chi-" The dark skinned girl caught on and couldn’t seem to spit out the words, she started laughing as well. Apparently the laughter was so contagious Julius started to laugh as well.

Lin and Dex stared at each other before Dex said.

"What? You guys act like you’ve never met a brother who loves fried chicken."

Lin then started laughing finally understanding, now everyone was laughing except for Dex and the more he protest and tried to explain the more we all laughed.
Eventually the laughs wore off and Julius said after letting out a large sigh of relief.

"Alright, bow ya heads."

I watched as everyone quiet down and bowed their heads even Johnny got a bit serious. After everyone bowed their heads I decided to bow mine as well.

"Lord, We thank you for this food and another day of survival. Lord we thank you for this family you have created from a group of orphans. Lord we thank you for the new and the old, for the mute and the deaf, the sinners and the saints. Amen. "

'Interesting prayer its rather clever.' I thought to myself as the the rest of the Saints repeated.

"Amen."

Everyone began to start eating.

" I haven’t seen you laugh like that in a very long time Julius." The dark skinned girl said softly.

"Yeah, well Eash, I have really had a reason to." He replied.

"Thats bullshit I’m fucking hilarious." Johnny complained.

"You’re fucking stupid is what you are. I’m the funny one." Lin stated and Troy jumped in.

"Lin you’re a fucking bitch, your not funny just mean as shit, and it hurts so much you have to laugh. Mutey over their shes fucking hilarious."

Dex then started to fake cough. ” Pussy.”

"Man, shut the fuck up, and eat your chicken." Troy said throwing a chicken bone at Dex.

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watching saints row walkthrough

troy: i don’t like the idea of lin going undercover, you roll with people long enough and pretty soon you start thinkin’ like ‘em…
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)